The Ritual/Rule - When is the best time to smoke. I've had this ritual (and I think everyone does) In this text you'll see how often I smoke.
1. After eating (Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner)
2. While Drinking (Beer/Alcohol, Juice, Coffee and Water)
3. While watching television (Movies, Sitcoms, TV-Series and while drinking see no.2 )
4. After Masturbating (What? who doesn't?!?)
5. Before traveling to any destination (Right before I leave the house. Any Destination)
6. After arriving to any destination (Right after I step out of a car, bus, jeep, tricycle)
7. Before i take a bath
8. After I take a bath
9. Before I do smothing
10. Whenever I think about smoking, I smoke.
I could go for more but that'll be enough :)
[ I can smell someone smoking outside... so inviting... It's like calling to me...]
Another Idea! Since I want to be like hulk... (haha, I really do!) why don't every time I think about smoking, I'll do ab-crunches? this will serve as a punishment and a reward at the same time right?!? Maybe this'll work!
about 100 repetitions for each time I crave for it. It's just like in military where you do 10 push-ups for not following orders. hmm... this is great! and I will keep track of the date and time I made a ab-crunches
Ab crunch log (If you want to see how much I think of smoking everyday)
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